See this advertisement? This is an advert for the new Samsung D600. But no, the focus of my topic here ain't the phone. I couldn't give 2 hoots about the phone. I'm more interested in the female model in the picture. You see, something quite jarring happened to me a few days back.And a comment was passed which I can't quite decide if it's flattering or insulting to my male ego.
Prologue: I was sitting in front of my Platoon Commander 2LT Hairoul in his office just casually browsing through the day's edition of TODAY newspaper, when I saw this advertisement, and commented on how incredibly beautiful this woman was.
Cast: Me
Hairoul (My PC)
Travis (Clerk)
Me: Eh roul, kau tengok deni (pointing to the pic)...lawa eh... Foooh ni kalau dapat... *fantasizing dreamily*
Roul: A'ah. Tu kau ah tu.
Me: Huh? Aper yang aku?
Roul: Tu pompan muka sama macam kau. Kau tengok betul-betul.
Me: Kepala hotak kau! Aku aderlah tengah imagine dia matair aku, abeh kau boleh kata dia muka macam aku lak!
Roul: Tu Travis yang cakap. Dia yang point out pat aku, "Eh this girl would be exactly what Zulhikam would look like if he went for a sex-change!". A'ah seh, memang sama.
Me: %!$^%@$^#^&@#^!!! (Marangprapukepontenmarangscaper!!!)
For those who don't understand, what's happening here is that I was admiring this fine specimen of a lady with the alabaster skin and silky soft hair and full red ruby lips and that come-hither looks, and showing it to Hairoul and telling him what would happen if she was my girl. He replied that that girl looks like me, and that Travis was the one who pointed it out to him, saying that was what I would look like if I went and cut my member, ifyouknowadimean. And he actually agreed. Whatthebug! Travis wasn't helping either, because when I confronted him, he just laughed and said, "Haha Hikam that's sick you're making love to yourself".
Definitely an insult.
Hikam? You decide.Speaking of making love to one's self...Enjoy. Watch till the end.
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