NOW would you date a footballer?

Found this somewhere... And as a footballer, I whole-heartedly agree! =) Don't ya?

*Top Reasons To Date a Football Player*

1. We have the right touch.
2. We are used to scoring.
3. We can go in soft or hard.
4. We will make you scream for more.
5. Sweating is no problem.
6. Skill is definite.
7. We will play anywhere and anytime.
8. We can go for at least 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions.
9. We have tremendous stamina & endurance.
10. We dive straight in.
11. We are not afraid to get down and dirty.
12. We have good ball skills.
13. The build-up play can either be slow and patient, or fast and adventurous... YOU choose.
14. We know how to take it straight down the middle... and use the left and right too!
15. We slide in and out.
16. We always play with firm balls.
17. We dribble all over the playing field.. and THEN we shoot.
18. Fox in the Box is what we are often called.
19. We never fail to try to get the ball between someone's legs any chance we get.
20. ...And we do all these with just our FEET!