Friday, February 6, 2009

More MediaWatch

Heartwarming Tale Of The Day
'It appears as though no one is immune from the credit crunch - not even WAGs. As the recession continues to affect global economy, Alex Curran (*note - WIFE OF STEVEN GERRARD) has become conscious of spending too much money. The footballer's wife claims that despite having her hair done twice a week, she is frugal at heart - and even does her own nails' - The Daily Mail.

Non-Football Stories Of The Day
'RESIDENTS in a rural area of Darwin have renamed their street "Dildo Boulevard" after 30 sex toys were found lying in front of a house on Friday morning. Robert Johns and Laurelle Bates discovered the mysterious toys as they left for work in the morning.

"It's a real mystery. We have no idea where they came from," Ms Bates said.
"I know they aren't new. They look used."

Mr Johns said he counted the sex toys on Friday morning, and the number had decreased within 24 hours.

"Yeah, some of the bigger ones are gone," he said' - The Northern Territory News
- "Some of the bigger ones are gone''... I wonder why ehhh...

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