Saturday, July 12, 2008

Han's cock?

Awww man, I slept at 3+ am today (don't ask me why) and I woke up feeling decidedly wonky (don't ask about this either). But I gotta get my butt off the this bed 'cos today I'm gonna watch me some... Hancock.

Feeling decidedly concussed, I ended up meeting a mate of mine some 10 mins late. But it's okay, I'm not angry (haha) and we soon bought tickets to see Hancock because apparently someone doesn't know what's Hellboy and doesn't even know there's a Batman movie out! 0_0 !!! THE SACRILEGE.

And yeah, despite the critical acclaim (more like criticism than critical) by the professional box-office seat potatoes, Hancock is actually a decent movie. Will Smith does an incredible job playing the drunkard hero-that-wasn't, and it's actually quite funny to see him stone-faced (stim-faced?) 24/7 and bungling himself into situations to rescue people. Rescue eh. Rescue habis nye.

And Charlize Theron is incredibly sexy.

I mean, what kinda wife turns out in back-baring and cleavage-showing dresses in front of guys other than their husbands? She was asking for it uh!

And and... one particularly brilliant scene saw a poor ole sod having his head stuffed up this gay-looking botak bear of a man's ass! Poor sod ended up having to wear a neck brace... err something like mine's... and Gayboy had his exit route swollen and sore. HAHAHA. Like Clarence Boddicker said in Robocop, "I got enough muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid wop ass, you’ll sh*t snow for a year!" Haha. Brilliant.

Evening was spent at Marina Bay watching the aerial performance by the Black Knights and also, the exhilarating fireworks display. Beautiful. And and... Raspberry Frappe under the bridge by the riverside was brilliant too.

And what's up with me bumping into people I know whenever I go out??? I met Izzudin, my VS junior and currently an Army Lieutenant, 2 ex-recruits whom I don't recognize but they were shouting 'Platoon Sergeant Zul!' so therefore must have been my ex-recruits, Syaqir who had his arm wrapped around his new girlfriend I suppose, my abang Beg Mal's pal whom I also regularly play football with, and even this guy whom I don't even know nor recognize yet sapa-ed me at Long John Silver's! That makes it 6 people I bumped into in one outing. LIKE ZOMG. Freakazoid man.

And I wanna watch Batboy and Hellman!!!

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