"...Eh-Yah-Oh-Wah Infantry Ah
We Are the Men from ****** Company ah
Got no time to eat orange ah
But got time to go for Range ah... " (repeat with different verses each time)
Finally its time for me to sing the CIVILIAN version!
"...Eh-Yah-Oh-Wah CIVILIAN Ah
We Are the Men who you call 'MISTER' ah
Got no time to dig toilet uh
But got time to eat chocolate uh!..."
Let's have some fun with this!
"Got no time for IFC uh
But got time for KFC uh"
"Got no time for standby-bed uh
But got time to m********* uh"
"Got no time for SOC uh
But got time to PCC (do YOU PCC?) uh"
"Got no time to do high-beam uh
"But got time to eat ice-cream uh"
"Got no time for 5BX uh
But got time for S-E-X uh"
"Got no time for chin-up bar uh
But got time for chocolate bar uh"
"Got no time to strip rifle uh
But got time to strip my girl uh"
"Got no time for LBV uh
But got time to watch TV uh"
"Got no time to go outfield uh
But got time for football field uh"
"Got no time to hold my gun uh
But got time to hold MY gun uh (eheheheh) "
"Got no time to throw grenades uh
But got time to go for dates uh (true²) "
"Got no time to take cover uh
But got time to be lover uh"
So ladies and gentlemen, have fun making up YOUR own military-civilian pairings! Just remember, for the military version you've got time to do everything military, but no time to do anything civilian. For the civilian version, you got all the time in the world to do civilian things but screw the military, you got no time for all that nonsense. Have fun!
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