Went to town after Friday prayers yesterday, due to hangin' out with me Homo (wahahaha!) Homie, Mr.W, and also to collect my ORD plaque from him.
Went to Far East for lunch with Mr. W, me was absolutely starving. Then, missing the feeling of firing a weapon, me and Mr. W went to Cineleisure only for us to discover that Cineleisure don't have no arcade! So we made our way to Plaza Singapura just to play 1x round of Time Crisis 4. Wahaha. Unfortunately we didn't last long.
After that it was splitsville as my I had an outing with my BMT section mates. Section mates here meaning basically my room mates for the entire 3 months of BMT. So we headed off to Seoul Garden @ Takashimaya, to catch up, joke around and basically reminisce about old times. All bona fide civilians now, we could afford to laugh at ourselves during the army days.
A curious thing happened before that though. While still walking with Mr. W along the streets of Orchard, Mr. W was stopped by a flirty and attractive young girl doing a survey, and he quickly pointed towards me. He must have learnt to point fingers back in Army. Sheesh. Thanks eh Mr. W. So the girl quickly came over to me, pleading in that irresistably girly way to just do a quick survey. Here's the transcript:
Me: "Eh, which one of us is the more handsome one, you go and ask him to do the survey k"
Girl: "You!"
At this point, of course I relented. Wahaha.
But after looking at the first question, I knew it wasn't a survey suitable for me at all.
E.g. "Where do u prefer to go clubbing the most, 1) MOS 2) Zouk 3) Whatever random club la (I forgot)"
I told you it's not my kinda survey.
So I passed the survey to Mr. W, and made small talk with the girl.
Me: "Are u Filipino?"
Girl: "Why does everyone ask me that! I'm local!"
Me: "Because you have the accent! Eh? Are u Malay? What's your name?"
Girl: "Azura"
At this point Mr. W decided to bast*rdize me by putting my name as the surveyed person, and he was about to put my e-mail address and phone no. before I snatched the paper from him and filled it in myself. Mr. W then decided to ask her a question.
Mr. W: "So did Zul ask you for your name?"
Girl: "Yeah, but he don't want to ask me for my number!" (cue hurt face)
Wahahaha. I passed over the survey paper with my details, e-mail and phone no. on it, and embarrassedly gestured her to contact me thru the no. I gave her.
Of course, the e-mail I gave her was bogus.
And the no. too, was my now-defunct, first-ever phone line back in Victoria School. Wahahaha.
Mr. W was incredulous that I didn't take the opportunity to get the girl's no. I laughed it off then, but on hindsight... maybe I SHOULD have gotten her no. eh? 0_0 !
*Man U SPANKED Stoke City 5-0!
So much for Rory Delap's long throws, its the Ronaldo Rockets which destroyed them.
Ronaldo, Carrick, Berbatov, WELBECK, Ronaldo. Glory Glory Man Utd!
Went to Far East for lunch with Mr. W, me was absolutely starving. Then, missing the feeling of firing a weapon, me and Mr. W went to Cineleisure only for us to discover that Cineleisure don't have no arcade! So we made our way to Plaza Singapura just to play 1x round of Time Crisis 4. Wahaha. Unfortunately we didn't last long.
After that it was splitsville as my I had an outing with my BMT section mates. Section mates here meaning basically my room mates for the entire 3 months of BMT. So we headed off to Seoul Garden @ Takashimaya, to catch up, joke around and basically reminisce about old times. All bona fide civilians now, we could afford to laugh at ourselves during the army days.
A curious thing happened before that though. While still walking with Mr. W along the streets of Orchard, Mr. W was stopped by a flirty and attractive young girl doing a survey, and he quickly pointed towards me. He must have learnt to point fingers back in Army. Sheesh. Thanks eh Mr. W. So the girl quickly came over to me, pleading in that irresistably girly way to just do a quick survey. Here's the transcript:
Me: "Eh, which one of us is the more handsome one, you go and ask him to do the survey k"
Girl: "You!"
At this point, of course I relented. Wahaha.
But after looking at the first question, I knew it wasn't a survey suitable for me at all.
E.g. "Where do u prefer to go clubbing the most, 1) MOS 2) Zouk 3) Whatever random club la (I forgot)"
I told you it's not my kinda survey.
So I passed the survey to Mr. W, and made small talk with the girl.
Me: "Are u Filipino?"
Girl: "Why does everyone ask me that! I'm local!"
Me: "Because you have the accent! Eh? Are u Malay? What's your name?"
Girl: "Azura"
At this point Mr. W decided to bast*rdize me by putting my name as the surveyed person, and he was about to put my e-mail address and phone no. before I snatched the paper from him and filled it in myself. Mr. W then decided to ask her a question.
Mr. W: "So did Zul ask you for your name?"
Girl: "Yeah, but he don't want to ask me for my number!" (cue hurt face)
Wahahaha. I passed over the survey paper with my details, e-mail and phone no. on it, and embarrassedly gestured her to contact me thru the no. I gave her.
Of course, the e-mail I gave her was bogus.
And the no. too, was my now-defunct, first-ever phone line back in Victoria School. Wahahaha.
Mr. W was incredulous that I didn't take the opportunity to get the girl's no. I laughed it off then, but on hindsight... maybe I SHOULD have gotten her no. eh? 0_0 !
*Man U SPANKED Stoke City 5-0!
So much for Rory Delap's long throws, its the Ronaldo Rockets which destroyed them.
Ronaldo, Carrick, Berbatov, WELBECK, Ronaldo. Glory Glory Man Utd!
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