Our Abang Zan's Match Report...
3pm
Kallang B Victorians vs Mugora
Bitter and Sweet, i guess...
Lost 6 - 4...
Our scorers were Chern San who got a hattrick and Yusri....
Bitter, coz response for the game was not too good, despite after 5 week of no soccer!
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WARNING: THIS ENTRY IS GOING TO MAKE THE GIRLS SICK.
It's all so clear to me now. If women the whole world over were to spray on perfume (btw, how come womens' perfume are always so long-lasting and seductive, yet not overpowering??? How DO they do it? It couldn't be that they sprayed on a lot, if that's the case the smell would be too powerful to be pleasurable... HOW DO THEY DO IT!!!), there goes Mankind.
I mean, its not the first time I've come up against feminine opposition on the football pitch, but I've certainly never had to play against a woman who employs err... chemical warfare! O_O
Pre-game, all of us thought that the petite, fair-skinned maiden walking on the field was just a girlfriend or groupie of our Japanese opponents... for sure no-one suspected she was gonna play. Dressed in very ladylike clothes, looking very soft and delicate, someone even sneaked in a wolf-whistle as she walked past...
Then halfway through the game when the ball went out of play, we looked on in amazement. Is it true??? The girl was changed into her team kit and is preparing to come in! And come in she did, taking up a right-wing position. And since I was playing left wing that day, girl was practically beside me the whole time O_O
And ohhh. Her scent... argh, it was driving me nuts! Totally ruined my game, because half the time that scent was getting to my olfactory senses. Apparently it must have affected my team-mates too, because once, she got the ball and ran off with it, while the defenders were left trailing behind... no, walking, in the wake of her trail as if savouring her scent... and she passed the ball to her team-mate, and they scored a goal. Nobody even bothered chasing after her! Annoying.
We lost 6-4, too, to a team which featured a girl -_-'" No offence ladies, but dang.
After the game, we shook hands and I spake with her. Turns out she's from Japan (obviously), and that back in Japan she played football =) , but she never expected to play football in Singapore... and she's in her early 20's too! =)=) andddd... Yucci be her name! Kawaiiii...!!! =)=)=)
Match-Day Team Photo 1
Match-Day Team Photo 2
Yucci in action!
Post-Match Group Photo 1
Post-Match Group Photo 2... Yucci plonked herself beside me! =)
Yucci's side profile... a whole lot more desirable... AND sihatttt.... than Aizad's I must add... sorry cuzz...
I want nobody nobody but Y...
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