El Capitan's Match Report:
A very early game that i worry. TKH has a problem with punctuality! Opponents look like menacing Germans in their green Adidas kit. We were no less intimidating in our red Nike ones!
Good open game from us, with our defence high up, opponents couldn't settle down. Final score was 5-2. Scorers: Yusri, Wancin, Sameer, Roy .
Till the start of next season, enjoy the pics!
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Started off the game as goalkeeper. Indeed, I spent the entire first half as GK. Pleased with my performance, commanded my penalty area very well, even if I do say so myself.
Had a less successful time as a left-winger, due in large part to the incredibly inept referee. Kept calling for offsides when there weren't, and awarded the opponents their goal when it was clearly offside. Ref looked totally like a Mat Rock, with long hair tinged with dye... and judging by his performance, must have been a friend of the opponents surely. I got into a verbal sparring with the referee several times, one of which is the following...
(Frustrated)Me: Ref! C'mon ref! Tu manada offside!!!
(Wise-guy)Ref: Do you know what's the meaning of offside? U go online on Google and look for the meaning of offside!
(Sarcastic)Me: Dah, dah check dah. Da lama da check... -_-'"
... And another with the opponent this time, after yet another protest at a ridiculous call by the referee...
(Incredulous)Me: Eh c'mon ref! That's onside!!!
(Irritated)Opponent: Eh just play to the whistle la! Carry on with the game la!
(Wise-guy)Me: Ah okay bang, Assalamua'laikum!
(Speechless)Opponent: *silence*....
On hindsight, maybe he WAS a friend of the opponents. After the game I heard one of them talk to him...
Opponent: Eh rabak sak kau tak professional sey, ketawakan dorang, ha-ha!
Ref: *smiles* (or smtg like that).
Grrr.
Anyway, that was the last match of TKH's season, which traditionally ends upon approaching Ramadan, and commences the next season after Hari Raya. Maybe we'll be having a new kit!
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